There is that great scene in the movie Office Space where they take the FAX out in the field and whack it with the bat. Anybody else have this fantasy?
Arrrg, the printer! I had such issues with paper jams on that stupid thing. At one point I was 9 months pregnant and trying to wrestle with it and almost burst into tears. Lousy hormones.
Most offices can afford to change their PCs every five years or so, while the average guy might have to keep it at least ten years, and the latest PCs around the office are very fast and can accomplish a lot.
My office machine fantasy is to take the multi-line phone with it's cord that was WAAAY to long, and wrap it around the phone, and throw the phone in the huge paper shredder!